February 2012
me when i die
st. peter: sorry i can't let you into heaven if you have no soul
me: excuse me?
st. peter: yeah remember that time you didn't reblog a picture of a homeless man and his dog? have fun in the eternal pits of hell you blasphemous demon wench
When your friends start mentioning stupid shit you...
And you’re like:
When the drama queen is upset →
Them:
Me: