May 2012
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
April 2012
oh i see how it is
bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature”
but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial”
when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones
hey
have you guys ever realized
the brain named itself
mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog